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Spoonful of Positive: Humor (It's Monday)
"God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did on the weekend."
"What's the best part of Monday? The end."
"Shortest Horror Story: Monday,"
"Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.” Monday Morning."
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” -- Garry Moll
“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”
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